19 Just Manly Things

The hilarious male version of “just girly things”.

walking around in your underwear

Treating your girlfriend with a romantic dinner

Peeing in the shower

Using the work toilet so you don’t clog yours

Walking away to hide your boner

Wanting to visit paris

Peeing with a boner

Helping poor girls through college

Getting your hips pierced

Imagining the blowjob

Sniffing your singers when you scratch your balls

Hiring the most qualified candidate

When your balls clap while running

Accidentally putting it in the wrong hole

Thinking about pounding her later

Deleting the search history

Flushing your used tissue

Feeling cute in a new outfit

Wanting your dream office