27 Funny Tinder Profiles You Have To See
These girls on Tinder sure know how to grab your attention
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I’m looking for a sweet, loving boy who loves flowers
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Sh*t, I’d date me
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Take a guess on which one I am in the baby pic
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You are just like my big toe, I am gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
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My brother said I can’t have tinder, but f*ck him
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth
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Newly engaged, but on spring break for a week. What happens in Florida stays in Florida
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Hoping for a relationship but open to hookups
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I want to sleep with you and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord
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It’s another word for intimacy and ends in ‘K’
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Power girls
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The slut who you can take home to your momma
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I will answer and never stop loving you
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Your favorite Hooters girl. I didn’t ride the Harley, but I’ll ride you
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I like to party like its 1982
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Because you can’t win a marathon without putting a few bandaids on your nipples
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Looking for someone to fill a void in my liufe and the void into pants
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Swipe right if you wanna become an insta-daddy
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I know men only think with their penises, but I’m not afraid to blow your mind
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My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex
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I’m a vegetarian but I’ll eat your meat
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Square root of 69 is 8 something
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Tinder was invented for people like me, shallow, bad in bed and horny
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Butt stuff
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Red rover, red rover. Bend me right on over
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If you draw me that line, I’ll snort it
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Its all fun and games until I f*ck your dad
