27 Funny Tinder Profiles You Have To See

These girls on Tinder sure know how to grab your attention

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I’m looking for a sweet, loving boy who loves flowers

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2

Sh*t, I’d date me

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3

Take a guess on which one I am in the baby pic

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4

You are just like my big toe, I am gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

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5

My brother said I can’t have tinder, but f*ck him

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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth

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Newly engaged, but on spring break for a week. What happens in Florida stays in Florida

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Hoping for a relationship but open to hookups

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9

I want to sleep with you and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord

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10

It’s another word for intimacy and ends in ‘K’

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11

Power girls

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12

The slut who you can take home to your momma

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13

I will answer and never stop loving you

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14

Your favorite Hooters girl. I didn’t ride the Harley, but I’ll ride you

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15

I like to party like its 1982

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16

Because you can’t win a marathon without putting a few bandaids on your nipples

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17

Looking for someone to fill a void in my liufe and the void into pants

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18

Swipe right if you wanna become an insta-daddy

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I know men only think with their penises, but I’m not afraid to blow your mind

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20

My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex

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21

I’m a vegetarian but I’ll eat your meat

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22

Square root of 69 is 8 something

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23

Tinder was invented for people like me, shallow, bad in bed and horny

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24

Butt stuff

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25

Red rover, red rover. Bend me right on over

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26

If you draw me that line, I’ll snort it

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Its all fun and games until I f*ck your dad

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