27 Funny Tinder Profiles You Have To See
These girls on Tinder sure know how to grab your attention
1
I’m looking for a sweet, loving boy who loves flowers
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-12](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-12.jpg)
2
Sh*t, I’d date me
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-24](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-24.jpg)
3
Take a guess on which one I am in the baby pic
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-16](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-16.jpg)
4
You are just like my big toe, I am gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-25](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-25.jpg)
5
My brother said I can’t have tinder, but f*ck him
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-14](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-14.jpg)
6
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-3](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-3.jpg)
7
Newly engaged, but on spring break for a week. What happens in Florida stays in Florida
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-1](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-1.jpg)
8
Hoping for a relationship but open to hookups
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-27](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-27.jpg)
9
I want to sleep with you and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-13](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-13.jpg)
10
It’s another word for intimacy and ends in ‘K’
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-26](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-26.jpg)
11
Power girls
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-20](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-20.jpg)
12
The slut who you can take home to your momma
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-10](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-10.jpg)
13
I will answer and never stop loving you
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-19](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-19.jpg)
14
Your favorite Hooters girl. I didn’t ride the Harley, but I’ll ride you
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-17](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-17.jpg)
15
I like to party like its 1982
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-2](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-2.jpg)
16
Because you can’t win a marathon without putting a few bandaids on your nipples
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-8](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-8.jpg)
17
Looking for someone to fill a void in my liufe and the void into pants
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-11](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-11.jpg)
18
Swipe right if you wanna become an insta-daddy
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-15](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-15.jpg)
19
I know men only think with their penises, but I’m not afraid to blow your mind
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-22](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-22.jpg)
20
My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-7](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-7.jpg)
21
I’m a vegetarian but I’ll eat your meat
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-6](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-6.jpg)
22
Square root of 69 is 8 something
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-9](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-9.jpg)
23
Tinder was invented for people like me, shallow, bad in bed and horny
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-21](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-21.jpg)
24
Butt stuff
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-23](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-23.jpg)
25
Red rover, red rover. Bend me right on over
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-18](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-18.jpg)
26
If you draw me that line, I’ll snort it
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-4](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-4.jpg)
27
Its all fun and games until I f*ck your dad
![funny-tinder-profile-092015-5](https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funny-tinder-profile-092015-5.jpg)