Funny Things Happen When People Have Too Much To Drink

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Got so black out drunk and messaged a coworker about how much I wanted to leave my husband

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2

Woke up naked on a couch with a cowboy hat in a stranger’s house

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3

Got really drunk and started saying cuss words and inappropriate things in front of 50 elderly people

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4

Got wasted and spent the night in a dog house 5 miles outside of town

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5

I punched the glass container to a fire extunguisher in my dorm

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6

When my friends dropped me off on my porch, I called the cops claiming I was lost

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7

I only remember being in the guys bathroom half the night

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8

I balcked out and tried to feed pizza to some girls cleavage

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9

Brought a huge pink penis shaped water bottle from Amazon

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