Some Strange And Mind Blowing Shower Thoughts For Your Pleasure – Part 1
1
When saying the phrase “Ctrl + Alt + Del”, people never use the full version of Alt
2
When the book for a class is written by a professor, it’s like they’re trying to give you their mixtape
3
Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl got really lucky when they named their son Dash
4
There are more women named Ashley Madison than women on Ashley Madison
5
Facebook shares are the new “”fw:fw:fw:fw:” of stupid images and jokes
6
Most men learn to masturbate before they have sex, so most men learn how to pleasure a man before they pleasure a woman
7
The two main characters of the show “Veggie Tales” are a tomato and a cucumber. Neither are technicaly vegetables
8
A girl’s butthole has statistically been seen a lot more by her partner than by her
9
There should be confetti in tires so when there is a blow out, it’s still kind of an okay day
10
Lions can jump 36 feet in one bound
11
The thought of getting sunburn is prerry crazy. Something 93 million miles way is burning you
