They deserve Medals For Their Tinder Profiles

These 25 people are experts at Tinder profile

I like long walks on the beach and small d*cks

I carry messages from elephants to whales

Kern dergs

I have channeled my daddy issues into perfecting the blowjob and reverse cowgirl

Swipe right and I will f*ck you

The only thing lower than my standards is my self esteem

Once you go gimp you will never go limp

Anal is on the menu

Be tall and be in shape

I am outdoorsy in the sense that I like to get drunk on patios

Dislike people’s knees

Curious, want to try ladies

Gag reflex as absent as my father figure. Not looking for anything serious

The best tinder profile yet

Just doing this because my boyfriend did

Boyfriend was using banana peels to have sex

I am everything your mother ever wnted you to date

I am the puppy, you can also find me on Snffr (it is like Tinder but for dogs)

I enjoy older variety and butt penetration

I save animals all day long

Sometimes life hands you lemons that are worth 2 in the bush

Looking for someone to bring to family events

It is all fun and games until I f*ck your dad

I love balls

My teacher said “female masturbation is a myth” So I climbed up on his desk and became a legend