Funny Things Happen When People Have Too Much To Drink

Got so black out drunk and messaged a coworker about how much I wanted to leave my husband

Woke up naked on a couch with a cowboy hat in a stranger’s house

Got really drunk and started saying cuss words and inappropriate things in front of 50 elderly people

Got wasted and spent the night in a dog house 5 miles outside of town

I punched the glass container to a fire extunguisher in my dorm

When my friends dropped me off on my porch, I called the cops claiming I was lost

I only remember being in the guys bathroom half the night

I balcked out and tried to feed pizza to some girls cleavage

Brought a huge pink penis shaped water bottle from Amazon