Someone Please Pray For These People

They need us to pray for them so they can go far in life

I am vegan because I havn’t had sex yet

Sorry home of sexuals, only straight men can handle this

I am naked under the vaaapppeee

Pray for this millennials

And for Kevin Mack

The bible makes me so horny. I wish I could have sucked Jesus’ d*ck

Guy taking a barefoot shit in a public bathroom

While people want to die so bad

And then there is this one

I am the only one that can’t eat cereal without ice cubes

And for the love of everything holy, pray for this electrician

She did her baby’s eyebrows

Erection misfunction white male 21 years old

Kill literally everyone on earth kickstarter

Whoever took a bite of this foam ice cream. Twice

Pray for whoever required the company to start putting this warning on their product

She will never get a job

Belgium

Working class

Brittany, went to Brazil to meet a boy who said “come to Brazil” and he wasn’t there